Hurdles.

Tuesday, December 19th 2006 aka tipsy Tuesday or in my case trashed Tuesday. Now for all of you that don’t know what hurdles are here’s a tale for you. If you take an ice tray and dispense vodka in every other cube spot, and then soda in the rest it makes for a moderately fun race. You take straws and race someone down each side of the tray. The words puke and rally have never meant so much to me. After doing about six hurtles and talking about how I wasn’t going to get that drunk or high I realized it was too late. Fun life lesson, drunkenness always seems to tiptoe up and pounce on me. One second you’re excellent and the next you’re chatting to a lamp and telling it how jealous you are because it’s so skinny. Yeah.